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Free Meat 9/20/2016 It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he goin 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Have You Seen Ilene? 9/5/2016 This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Have you seen Ilene?" The guy is rather confused and asks, "Ilene who?" The bartender replies, "I lean o 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Know the Right Word 8/20/2016 A man goes to the doctor's and says, “I would I like to get castrated". The doctor tries to convince him but the man won't listen. All he keeps on saying is, "I want to get castrated! I want to get 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Where Are You Going? 8/6/2016 An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pumpernickel Bread 8/2/2016 Two men are walking on the boardwalk. One says to the other, “I’ve got to run. Have to hurry home to make love with my wife.” The other man looks astounded. “Make love to your wife? Y 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What do I look like 7/29/2016 This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household re 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Remembering the Plan 7/21/2016 A Blonde and a Brunette are going to rob a bank. The day before the robbery the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Do you remember the plan?" "Yes, " says the blonde. "Well let' 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Social Security Office 7/18/2016 A retired gentleman went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify h 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Toast 7/17/2016 A good man Rich, was with his friends having a contest to see who could make the best drinking toast. He hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" And tha 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere 7/15/2016 A man walks into a bar and sees a good looking smart dressed woman perched on a barstool. He walks up behind her and says, “Hi there, good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, fa 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Love is a Funny Thing 7/14/2016 Love is a funny thing… It is never appreciated until it is gone... It never has value until someone has it... And just when you decided to give up on it… it finds you again. 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Long Has It Been? 7/13/2016 A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit. Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!” Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny and a Moral 7/1/2016 One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the fi 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Unattractive Ladies Man 6/27/2016 A very handsome man at a singles bar is sitting at a prime location having a drink. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks in, with no luck. Then a repulsi 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Best We Can Offer 6/24/2016 A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It's All In the Name 6/23/2016 A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for examp 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Man of the House 6/22/2016 The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked up directly to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said st 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny is at it again 6/20/2016 A young teacher was giving her six-year-old class a lesson about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumpin 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be Quiet, They're Getting Closer 6/19/2016 A farmer has a rooster that goes around screwing all the animals in the barnyard. The rooster keeps this up for quite a while before the farmer finally pulls him aside and warns him. “Look, ” the 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Lawyer 6/17/2016 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?" The witness replied, "Yes, sir." The lawyer: "How far away were you when the acc 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Blonde from First Class 6/15/2016 On a flight to New York the flight attendant said to a lady sitting in first class, "Ma´am, I'm afraid you'll have to sit in the back since you have a coach ticket." The lady responded, "Listen, I'm 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Elite Chicken Farmer 6/14/2016 The , in need to file her taxes, visits an accountant for the first time. “Before we begin I’ll need some information.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, “ 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cheesehead Types 6/12/2016 Two men were driving through Dubuque, Iowa when they got pulled over by a Dubuque Police Officer. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down his window and 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Ice Cream Truck 6/10/2016 A woman hears that her 98-year-old grandfather has died, and journeys to see her grandmother. After the funeral, she asks, "How did it happen, Granny?" "Well, dear, it happened while we were 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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LETTERS 6/10/2016 A woman went in for a physical the other day. The doctor asked her to disrobe. When she did the doctor noticed she had a big red "H" on her chest. The doctor said: That's strange. How did you 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Group Therapy for Moms 6/9/2016 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small . "You all have obsessions", he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with ea 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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His Wife, the Translator 6/5/2016 An old man went to the doctor for his annual check up, but his hearing was not that good. His wife came with him to assist the doctor with translation. The doctor began with, "I need a urine sample." 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Outstanding Ears 5/20/2016 A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A $500 Porsche 5/16/2016 A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Basic Misunderstanding 5/2/2016 “I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex, " screamed his wife. "I'm really disappointed in you." "You can hardly blame me, " he answered. "It's not like I was getting 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes |
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